Historias de Cybersex: Ilan Mizrahi

Si han visto mi twitter se daran cuenta que por el blog o quien sabe porque pero me llega mucho spam. Lo mas divertido es que por esto recientemente me han llegado muchas "muchachas" tratando de meterme a su ventas de cybersex que probablemente sea unos sitios de internet que te roban tu tarjetas de credito o algo similar. Lo mas comico es que ahora se meten a tu messenger y se ponen hablar lo que inmediatamente me fascino para aprovechar y hacer conversaciones chistosas con ellas. Por ende esta nuevas seccion llamada Historias de Cybersex que va a consistir en las scammers hablando y yo haciendo conversaciones que no tienen sentido. Son en Ingles porque todavia no me ha tocado una muchacha que me hable en español.

Aqui la primera Ilan Mizrahi (que tiene nombre de diseñador):


ilan_mizrahi: Hey

rafsct: ?

ilan_mizrahi: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old,

female...you?

rafsct: 32

rafsct: where are you from?

ilan_mizrahi: im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online :) especially via webcam, do you webcam?

rafsct: where are you from?

ilan_mizrahi: I'm from Cali/Modesto but i'm currently living in Houston

rafsct: ok

ilan_mizrahi: ahhh ok :) are you signed up to any dating sites? i wanted to join adult friend finder but they charge too much!

rafsct: adult friend finder isn't a dating site

ilan_mizrahi: i see..where do you live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things ;) anytime i take a break from school work i jump online

rafsct: I see you're going strong

ilan_mizrahi: well...i am a true "autagonistophiliac" which means I have a fetish for being on camera ;) you can google it if you dont believe me! lol, have you ever used WebCamCrush?

rafsct: I wish The Cure released more albums

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: do you have big tits

rafsct: ?

ilan_mizrahi: its a yahoo adult site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype, its been up for a while..they give you a unique page, my link is http://t.co/HxZ89cT

rafsct: you know who has big tits, jennifer love hewitt

ilan_mizrahi: if you go there my video will load, is it displaying for you on the right side?

rafsct: she also from texas

ilan_mizrahi: yea you just click the "Accept Invite" button on the bottom left and it'll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL

rafsct: I believe people should travel more

rafsct: especially to sweden

ilan_mizrahi: well im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol...i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone

rafsct: I wish I could talk on the phone to an alien

rafsct: but I think it would be too expensive

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: I wish i was a little bit taller, I wish i was a baller

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: I wish for world peace, when it's convenient

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: I wish pornstars gave free handjobs to war refugees

ilan_mizrahi: yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the "Join FREE" button on the top of the screen to register

rafsct: for real?

ilan_mizrahi: yes im real

rafsct: is santa claus real?

ilan_mizrahi: yes im real

ilan_mizrahi: yes im real

rafsct: real love was a band in the 80's

rafsct: are you married?

rafsct: I wish i was married to jennifer love hewitt

rafsct: but im married to my job

rafsct: and by job i mean eating pussy