Historias de Cybersex: Ilan Mizrahi 2

En otra nueva edicion de historias de Cybersex tengo otro encuentro con nuestra amiga Ilan Mizrahi, que obviamente no se entera que es la misma persona y que se estan burlando de ella. Aca otra nueva conversacion casi identica a la primera pero mas corta.


rafsct: hey

ilan_mizrahi: heeey :) how are u doing?

rafsct: I'm doing pretty well for a homeless guy living under a bridge

ilan_mizrahi: umm have we chatted before? cause ur on my buddy list..

rafsct: I got you pregnant

ilan_mizrahi: oh lol im sorry im kinda forgtful at times.. anyways, what r u up to?

rafsct: I'm building a nuclear bomb but it's in lego form

ilan_mizrahi: sooo are you busy?? wanna have some fun with me? ;) lol..

rafsct: Yeah I'm pretty much into crack whores now

ilan_mizrahi: lol.. mmmm yess!! :-) im turning my cam on if you wanna cam for a bit ;) i mean if you want to?

rafsct: I don't think Tom Cruise is gay

ilan_mizrahi: okie babe, im gunna send you a cam invite, go here http://mycamcall.com/XVUFCRUM and we can go 1 on 1...click the "Accept Invite" tab on the left..yup. the green 1!

rafsct: big tits

ilan_mizrahi: i registered here to have secure cam sessions.. just accept my invite babe, k?

rafsct: I would accept that the international comunity has to be better educated on syria and not be hypocritical. They are too scared of Russia and China but if Libya got helped, why not Syria? It's inexcusable also big tits

ilan_mizrahi: dont worry babe it doesnt cost anything.. all u have to do is register
thru my invite k?

rafsct: I got your registration right here

ilan_mizrahi: you'd better gimme some "gold" when ur on the site lol..its kinda like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k? ;)

rafsct: Is it you Allan Iverson?

ilan_mizrahi: wanna go private with me :P ??

rafsct: Private Eyes, They're watching you, They see your every move *

ilan_mizrahi: k u in?

rafsct: you know it bitch

ilan_mizrahi: make me your bitch ;)

rafsct: don't be disrespectful to women

rafsct: you cunt


*Y por si no se acuerdan de donde viene la cancion que empeze a cantar aca es Private Eyes de Hall and Oates. Aca les dejo un bono para que se rian: El video de Private Eyes. Otra de la epoca de los 80, donde los videos valian dos pesos y se hacian en media hora.

Historias de Cybersex: Ilan Mizrahi

Si han visto mi twitter se daran cuenta que por el blog o quien sabe porque pero me llega mucho spam. Lo mas divertido es que por esto recientemente me han llegado muchas "muchachas" tratando de meterme a su ventas de cybersex que probablemente sea unos sitios de internet que te roban tu tarjetas de credito o algo similar. Lo mas comico es que ahora se meten a tu messenger y se ponen hablar lo que inmediatamente me fascino para aprovechar y hacer conversaciones chistosas con ellas. Por ende esta nuevas seccion llamada Historias de Cybersex que va a consistir en las scammers hablando y yo haciendo conversaciones que no tienen sentido. Son en Ingles porque todavia no me ha tocado una muchacha que me hable en español.

Aqui la primera Ilan Mizrahi (que tiene nombre de diseñador):


ilan_mizrahi: Hey

rafsct: ?

ilan_mizrahi: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old,

female...you?

rafsct: 32

rafsct: where are you from?

ilan_mizrahi: im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online :) especially via webcam, do you webcam?

rafsct: where are you from?

ilan_mizrahi: I'm from Cali/Modesto but i'm currently living in Houston

rafsct: ok

ilan_mizrahi: ahhh ok :) are you signed up to any dating sites? i wanted to join adult friend finder but they charge too much!

rafsct: adult friend finder isn't a dating site

ilan_mizrahi: i see..where do you live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things ;) anytime i take a break from school work i jump online

rafsct: I see you're going strong

ilan_mizrahi: well...i am a true "autagonistophiliac" which means I have a fetish for being on camera ;) you can google it if you dont believe me! lol, have you ever used WebCamCrush?

rafsct: I wish The Cure released more albums

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: do you have big tits

rafsct: ?

ilan_mizrahi: its a yahoo adult site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype, its been up for a while..they give you a unique page, my link is http://t.co/HxZ89cT

rafsct: you know who has big tits, jennifer love hewitt

ilan_mizrahi: if you go there my video will load, is it displaying for you on the right side?

rafsct: she also from texas

ilan_mizrahi: yea you just click the "Accept Invite" button on the bottom left and it'll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL

rafsct: I believe people should travel more

rafsct: especially to sweden

ilan_mizrahi: well im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol...i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone

rafsct: I wish I could talk on the phone to an alien

rafsct: but I think it would be too expensive

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: I wish i was a little bit taller, I wish i was a baller

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: I wish for world peace, when it's convenient

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: I wish pornstars gave free handjobs to war refugees

ilan_mizrahi: yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the "Join FREE" button on the top of the screen to register

rafsct: for real?

ilan_mizrahi: yes im real

rafsct: is santa claus real?

ilan_mizrahi: yes im real

ilan_mizrahi: yes im real

rafsct: real love was a band in the 80's

rafsct: are you married?

rafsct: I wish i was married to jennifer love hewitt

rafsct: but im married to my job

rafsct: and by job i mean eating pussy