Historias de Cybersex: Caitlin y Ceci

La falta de tiempo y la combinacion de que cada dia hacen menos robots para llevar a gente a los cybersex, han hecho que casi no tenga secciones de este tipo. Sin embargo aqui hay dos cortas de bots que no duraron mucho (que tambien lleva a otro problema).

Catilin

caitlin.garrayteh: finally.... some one to chat with!

rafsct: who are you?

caitlin.garrayteh: you were on one of my old buddylists (maybe facebook or aff) anyways thought i would say hi see what is up

rafsct: are you the guy who killed my goat?

caitlin.garrayteh: Hello there how're ya doing!?!

rafsct: horrible YOU KILLED MY PIG!!!!!

caitlin.garrayteh: I'm really bored, what are you up to today?

rafsct: burying MY PIG!!!

caitlin.garrayteh: I think that this may sound kind of lewd, but I am very hornyy right meow

rafsct: what is that my problem?

caitlin.garrayteh: i'm tryin to setup my new cam would you like to watch me>

rafsct: four scores and seven years ago

caitlin.garrayteh: Im normally kinda shy, but a big fetish of mine is to be directed / watched on camera :-)

rafsct: my fetish is to eat popcorn under the great pyramid of giza

caitlin.garrayteh: Ok lemme signin to my web cam (i think should be working) and i'll get us setup for a 1on1 cam

rafsct: hoops

caitlin.garrayteh: ok go to: http://bit.ly/A7SJYa and click on the join botton  and tell me when youre in. and i will send u myy priv username - or ya might already have one... ya seem like you may of done thing before ;-)

rafsct: what gave you that impression?

caitlin.garrayteh: it's no cost but keeps the kiddies out and also makes sure im not recorded (won't be good for job interviews coming up)


Aca otro bot que me toco. Les presento a Ceci

ceciliocjv439: Hey you ...:-)

rafsct: what are you?

ceciliocjv439: heeey :) how are u doing?        

rafsct: are male or female?

ceciliocjv439: I'm all women baby, u can come see for youself ;-)

rafsct: i'll take your word

ceciliocjv439: umm have we chatted before? cause ur on my buddy list..

rafsct: I fired you last week for sucking your cousin at work

ceciliocjv439: oh lol im sorry im kinda forgtful at times.. anyways, what r u up to?

rafsct: shooting heroin
ceciliocjv439: sooo are you busy?? wanna have some fun with me? ;) lol..

rafsct: im busy
ceciliocjv439: lol.. mmmm yess!! :-) im turning my cam on if you wanna cam for a bit ;) i mean if you want to?

rafsct: i dont

ceciliocjv439: okie babe, im gunna send you a cam invite, go here http://mycamcall.com/QZVLMUNT and we can go 1 on 1...click the "Accept Invite" tab on the left..yup. the green 1!

rafsct: can you read?

ceciliocjv439: i registered here to have secure cam sessions.. just accept my invite babe, k?

rafsct: no

ceciliocjv439: dont worry babe it doesnt cost anything.. all u have to do is register thru my invite k?

rafsct: leave me alone

Se ve que en el ultimo ya ni le intente tanto. Y si se pregunta a que me referia de Hoops, era un juego de Nintentdo,

Asi que aqui a continuacion: Hoops.

Y aqui alguien jugando Hoops. No se si sea comico o no el tipo porque no vi el video. Solo es para que cojan una idea. Que quieren, un reportaje de Hoops? No mamen

Historias de Cybersex: Sophie

Aca una nueva de nuestra serie de cybersex. Esta vez on una llamada "sophie" que dice las mismas cosas que otras y hasta un nombre parecido. Comediamx es n erd. Asi que aca vamos con una nueva.

Sophie dice
Sooo you there?

n erd dice
huh?

Sophie dice
Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...

n erd dice
Are you from South Africa?

Sophie dice
Well i'm from Cali, Modesto to be exact...

n erd dice
I´m confusing you with Nelson Mandela then

Sophie dice
Cool... Well, my name is Gabby Im from S.Florida.. Can I ask you a question?

n erd dice
Weren´t you from Modesto? Did California broke off the continent and landed in florida?

Sophie dice
Well i'm from Cali, Modesto to be exact...

n erd dice
Weren´t you from South Florida? Do you know what locations are?

Sophie dice
i LOVE florida, my best friend Becky lives in Boca Raton, I visit down there all the time

n erd dice
Is Becky 95 years old?

Sophie dice
What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY? ~

n erd dice
I´m into dick suckers

Sophie dice
lol.. I have a lot of both!!  Wanna see? I have some free time now...

n erd dice
both dick and suckers?

Sophie dice
a what?

n erd dice
a why

Sophie dice
Ok... let me set my web cam up and you can watch me shake my booty!! LOL.. brb

n erd dice
That´s very Mandela

Sophie dice
Ok! Click here http://www.reddit.com/tb/yu2y5 and we'll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There's a few pix of me in there, if you like click the "Accept Invite" to the left, then register and it'll take you straight to my webcam, I'll be there in a minute..   

n erd dice
What the cost of getting french fries in norther ukraine?

Sophie dice
It might say that im offline, but Ill get on.. Just be joining...

n erd dice
I love how ill in all caps looks like a fence. Reminds me of Home Improvement

Sophie dice
There is no charge but its gonna ask you for your credit card. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me!! lol..

n erd dice
Michael Jackson liked Kids. Do you not like Michael Jackson? That´s off the wall

Sophie dice
Once you've completed that, it'll automatically redirect you to my webcam page.. u better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k? 

n erd dice
You´r right, I don´t like Michael Jackson much. Except for Billy Jean and Human Nature

Sophie dice
k u in?

n erd dice
Why, why, tell 'em that it's human nature
Why, why does he do me that way....

Sophie dice
kk, click on private time underneath my cam,  usee it?

n erd dice
Do you think Michael Jackson sees us? I hope he sings Human Nature when I´m fucking your mom

Sophie dice
k 

n erd dice
Do you ever played Master Blaster in Nintendo? I did at times but I didn´t have it.

Historias de Cybersex: Ilan Mizrahi 2

En otra nueva edicion de historias de Cybersex tengo otro encuentro con nuestra amiga Ilan Mizrahi, que obviamente no se entera que es la misma persona y que se estan burlando de ella. Aca otra nueva conversacion casi identica a la primera pero mas corta.


rafsct: hey

ilan_mizrahi: heeey :) how are u doing?

rafsct: I'm doing pretty well for a homeless guy living under a bridge

ilan_mizrahi: umm have we chatted before? cause ur on my buddy list..

rafsct: I got you pregnant

ilan_mizrahi: oh lol im sorry im kinda forgtful at times.. anyways, what r u up to?

rafsct: I'm building a nuclear bomb but it's in lego form

ilan_mizrahi: sooo are you busy?? wanna have some fun with me? ;) lol..

rafsct: Yeah I'm pretty much into crack whores now

ilan_mizrahi: lol.. mmmm yess!! :-) im turning my cam on if you wanna cam for a bit ;) i mean if you want to?

rafsct: I don't think Tom Cruise is gay

ilan_mizrahi: okie babe, im gunna send you a cam invite, go here http://mycamcall.com/XVUFCRUM and we can go 1 on 1...click the "Accept Invite" tab on the left..yup. the green 1!

rafsct: big tits

ilan_mizrahi: i registered here to have secure cam sessions.. just accept my invite babe, k?

rafsct: I would accept that the international comunity has to be better educated on syria and not be hypocritical. They are too scared of Russia and China but if Libya got helped, why not Syria? It's inexcusable also big tits

ilan_mizrahi: dont worry babe it doesnt cost anything.. all u have to do is register
thru my invite k?

rafsct: I got your registration right here

ilan_mizrahi: you'd better gimme some "gold" when ur on the site lol..its kinda like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k? ;)

rafsct: Is it you Allan Iverson?

ilan_mizrahi: wanna go private with me :P ??

rafsct: Private Eyes, They're watching you, They see your every move *

ilan_mizrahi: k u in?

rafsct: you know it bitch

ilan_mizrahi: make me your bitch ;)

rafsct: don't be disrespectful to women

rafsct: you cunt


*Y por si no se acuerdan de donde viene la cancion que empeze a cantar aca es Private Eyes de Hall and Oates. Aca les dejo un bono para que se rian: El video de Private Eyes. Otra de la epoca de los 80, donde los videos valian dos pesos y se hacian en media hora.

Historias de Cybersex: Flirty Moonstar

Aca una nueva edicion de historias de Cybersex con otra dichosa bot llamada Flirty Moonstar. Mas de las mismas oportunidades para burlarse de todos. Disfruten.


flirty_mo0nstar: hi babes

rafsct: babes, did you watch that tv show?
rafsct: hilarious

flirty_mo0nstar: love to show off :)

rafsct: nobody likes a show off

flirty_mo0nstar: hi .. have we chatted before? 23/female here...you?

rafsct: I think we chatted in another life, you were cleopatra and i was a talking frog

flirty_mo0nstar: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??

rafsct: yeah it must be the amnesia

flirty_mo0nstar: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun? ;)

rafsct: of course I like fun, that is why i'm a professional clown

flirty_mo0nstar: I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz

rafsct: I made the squirt girl squirt, she dropped it like its hot *

flirty_mo0nstar: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ? ;)

rafsct: are you going to go back to JC Penney and change them, because it could be a closed by now

flirty_mo0nstar: wanna play on cam?

rafsct: i rather play on a field. .. of gold.... with sting

flirty_mo0nstar: http://mycamcall.com/UHYXEDNP click the gold 'Join Free' tab at the top of my profile.... ok, now fill out your profile info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?

rafsct: i love for you to join me in repealing SOPA

flirty_mo0nstar: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?

rafsct: they can still record their thoughts on a diary, ever think about that?

flirty_mo0nstar: credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?

rafsct: I didn't know you couldn't show pussy to minors. Thanks for informing me that. And OH MY GOD I HAD JUST SENT A STRIPPERS TO MY COUSINS BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR TOMORROW. IM SO SCREWED!!!

flirty_mo0nstar: love to show off :)

rafsct: I love the 80's

flirty_mo0nstar: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ? ;)

rafsct: i need help with my taxes

flirty_mo0nstar: brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?

rafsct: is brb be right back or be raping babies?

flirty_mo0nstar: k ur good let me know when you're in babe..

rafsct: that sentence is probably the worst thing you can here when you are having sex

flirty_mo0nstar: when was the last time you had any? I want it NOW! lol

rafsct: nothing funnier than somebody laughing after saying i want it now. Did I say funnier? I mean horrible

flirty_mo0nstar: are you in yet?

rafsct: that the 2nd worst thing you can hear while having sex

flirty_mo0nstar: wow i need to get some

rafsct: steve urkel never got some and he was cool

flirty_mo0nstar: well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?

rafsct: you are nothing but a gold digger according to kanye

flirty_mo0nstar: k

rafsct: l

flirty_mo0nstar: k

rafsct: m

flirty_mo0nstar: what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....

rafsct: you should squirt and put it out
rafsct: what the code
rafsct: the source code
rafsct: great movie check it out



*Y porque par de meses despues y ya mi chiste de la squirt girl no sirve porque no dan ese comercial mas, aqui les dejo el comercial para que sepan de que estoy hablando.

Historias de Cybersex: Ilan Mizrahi

Si han visto mi twitter se daran cuenta que por el blog o quien sabe porque pero me llega mucho spam. Lo mas divertido es que por esto recientemente me han llegado muchas "muchachas" tratando de meterme a su ventas de cybersex que probablemente sea unos sitios de internet que te roban tu tarjetas de credito o algo similar. Lo mas comico es que ahora se meten a tu messenger y se ponen hablar lo que inmediatamente me fascino para aprovechar y hacer conversaciones chistosas con ellas. Por ende esta nuevas seccion llamada Historias de Cybersex que va a consistir en las scammers hablando y yo haciendo conversaciones que no tienen sentido. Son en Ingles porque todavia no me ha tocado una muchacha que me hable en español.

Aqui la primera Ilan Mizrahi (que tiene nombre de diseñador):


ilan_mizrahi: Hey

rafsct: ?

ilan_mizrahi: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old,

female...you?

rafsct: 32

rafsct: where are you from?

ilan_mizrahi: im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online :) especially via webcam, do you webcam?

rafsct: where are you from?

ilan_mizrahi: I'm from Cali/Modesto but i'm currently living in Houston

rafsct: ok

ilan_mizrahi: ahhh ok :) are you signed up to any dating sites? i wanted to join adult friend finder but they charge too much!

rafsct: adult friend finder isn't a dating site

ilan_mizrahi: i see..where do you live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things ;) anytime i take a break from school work i jump online

rafsct: I see you're going strong

ilan_mizrahi: well...i am a true "autagonistophiliac" which means I have a fetish for being on camera ;) you can google it if you dont believe me! lol, have you ever used WebCamCrush?

rafsct: I wish The Cure released more albums

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: do you have big tits

rafsct: ?

ilan_mizrahi: its a yahoo adult site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype, its been up for a while..they give you a unique page, my link is http://t.co/HxZ89cT

rafsct: you know who has big tits, jennifer love hewitt

ilan_mizrahi: if you go there my video will load, is it displaying for you on the right side?

rafsct: she also from texas

ilan_mizrahi: yea you just click the "Accept Invite" button on the bottom left and it'll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL

rafsct: I believe people should travel more

rafsct: especially to sweden

ilan_mizrahi: well im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol...i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone

rafsct: I wish I could talk on the phone to an alien

rafsct: but I think it would be too expensive

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: I wish i was a little bit taller, I wish i was a baller

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: I wish for world peace, when it's convenient

ilan_mizrahi: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

rafsct: I wish pornstars gave free handjobs to war refugees

ilan_mizrahi: yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the "Join FREE" button on the top of the screen to register

rafsct: for real?

ilan_mizrahi: yes im real

rafsct: is santa claus real?

ilan_mizrahi: yes im real

ilan_mizrahi: yes im real

rafsct: real love was a band in the 80's

rafsct: are you married?

rafsct: I wish i was married to jennifer love hewitt

rafsct: but im married to my job

rafsct: and by job i mean eating pussy