Historias de Cybersex: Ilan Mizrahi 2

En otra nueva edicion de historias de Cybersex tengo otro encuentro con nuestra amiga Ilan Mizrahi, que obviamente no se entera que es la misma persona y que se estan burlando de ella. Aca otra nueva conversacion casi identica a la primera pero mas corta.


rafsct: hey

ilan_mizrahi: heeey :) how are u doing?

rafsct: I'm doing pretty well for a homeless guy living under a bridge

ilan_mizrahi: umm have we chatted before? cause ur on my buddy list..

rafsct: I got you pregnant

ilan_mizrahi: oh lol im sorry im kinda forgtful at times.. anyways, what r u up to?

rafsct: I'm building a nuclear bomb but it's in lego form

ilan_mizrahi: sooo are you busy?? wanna have some fun with me? ;) lol..

rafsct: Yeah I'm pretty much into crack whores now

ilan_mizrahi: lol.. mmmm yess!! :-) im turning my cam on if you wanna cam for a bit ;) i mean if you want to?

rafsct: I don't think Tom Cruise is gay

ilan_mizrahi: okie babe, im gunna send you a cam invite, go here http://mycamcall.com/XVUFCRUM and we can go 1 on 1...click the "Accept Invite" tab on the left..yup. the green 1!

rafsct: big tits

ilan_mizrahi: i registered here to have secure cam sessions.. just accept my invite babe, k?

rafsct: I would accept that the international comunity has to be better educated on syria and not be hypocritical. They are too scared of Russia and China but if Libya got helped, why not Syria? It's inexcusable also big tits

ilan_mizrahi: dont worry babe it doesnt cost anything.. all u have to do is register
thru my invite k?

rafsct: I got your registration right here

ilan_mizrahi: you'd better gimme some "gold" when ur on the site lol..its kinda like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k? ;)

rafsct: Is it you Allan Iverson?

ilan_mizrahi: wanna go private with me :P ??

rafsct: Private Eyes, They're watching you, They see your every move *

ilan_mizrahi: k u in?

rafsct: you know it bitch

ilan_mizrahi: make me your bitch ;)

rafsct: don't be disrespectful to women

rafsct: you cunt


*Y por si no se acuerdan de donde viene la cancion que empeze a cantar aca es Private Eyes de Hall and Oates. Aca les dejo un bono para que se rian: El video de Private Eyes. Otra de la epoca de los 80, donde los videos valian dos pesos y se hacian en media hora.

Historias de Cybersex: Flirty Moonstar

Aca una nueva edicion de historias de Cybersex con otra dichosa bot llamada Flirty Moonstar. Mas de las mismas oportunidades para burlarse de todos. Disfruten.


flirty_mo0nstar: hi babes

rafsct: babes, did you watch that tv show?
rafsct: hilarious

flirty_mo0nstar: love to show off :)

rafsct: nobody likes a show off

flirty_mo0nstar: hi .. have we chatted before? 23/female here...you?

rafsct: I think we chatted in another life, you were cleopatra and i was a talking frog

flirty_mo0nstar: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??

rafsct: yeah it must be the amnesia

flirty_mo0nstar: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun? ;)

rafsct: of course I like fun, that is why i'm a professional clown

flirty_mo0nstar: I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz

rafsct: I made the squirt girl squirt, she dropped it like its hot *

flirty_mo0nstar: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ? ;)

rafsct: are you going to go back to JC Penney and change them, because it could be a closed by now

flirty_mo0nstar: wanna play on cam?

rafsct: i rather play on a field. .. of gold.... with sting

flirty_mo0nstar: http://mycamcall.com/UHYXEDNP click the gold 'Join Free' tab at the top of my profile.... ok, now fill out your profile info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?

rafsct: i love for you to join me in repealing SOPA

flirty_mo0nstar: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?

rafsct: they can still record their thoughts on a diary, ever think about that?

flirty_mo0nstar: credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?

rafsct: I didn't know you couldn't show pussy to minors. Thanks for informing me that. And OH MY GOD I HAD JUST SENT A STRIPPERS TO MY COUSINS BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR TOMORROW. IM SO SCREWED!!!

flirty_mo0nstar: love to show off :)

rafsct: I love the 80's

flirty_mo0nstar: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ? ;)

rafsct: i need help with my taxes

flirty_mo0nstar: brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?

rafsct: is brb be right back or be raping babies?

flirty_mo0nstar: k ur good let me know when you're in babe..

rafsct: that sentence is probably the worst thing you can here when you are having sex

flirty_mo0nstar: when was the last time you had any? I want it NOW! lol

rafsct: nothing funnier than somebody laughing after saying i want it now. Did I say funnier? I mean horrible

flirty_mo0nstar: are you in yet?

rafsct: that the 2nd worst thing you can hear while having sex

flirty_mo0nstar: wow i need to get some

rafsct: steve urkel never got some and he was cool

flirty_mo0nstar: well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?

rafsct: you are nothing but a gold digger according to kanye

flirty_mo0nstar: k

rafsct: l

flirty_mo0nstar: k

rafsct: m

flirty_mo0nstar: what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....

rafsct: you should squirt and put it out
rafsct: what the code
rafsct: the source code
rafsct: great movie check it out



*Y porque par de meses despues y ya mi chiste de la squirt girl no sirve porque no dan ese comercial mas, aqui les dejo el comercial para que sepan de que estoy hablando.